Issue 08 - 2004
Prompt Corner 
The night I set to writing this column, I found myself distracted by an old film on television: Theatre Of Blood. If you've never seen it, allow me to recommend it. One of the last great flowerings of that brief moment in the early 1970s when Britain led the world in clever comedy-horror movies, it concerns a Shakespearean actor believed to have killed himself (Vincent Price), who returns in order to murder one by one, each in the manner of one of the plays in his final season, the members of the Critics' Circle who denied him their Best Actor award. (The character played by Robert Morley, father of Sheridan, chokes on a pie made from his pet poodles - "I call them my babies, you know" - à la Titus Andronicus... that sort of thing.)
It's a salutary viewing experience for any reviewer, but it perpetuates a couple of widespread misconceptions about us. The first is that we're essentially in the same business as theatre practitioners, and consequently obliged to take that solidarity into account in our writings. But we're not; whatever our views about the broader and more enduring functions of criticism, what we are in the immediate instance is journalists, and our duty to theatre is a matter of individual moral impulse rather than formal obligation. Price's character also seems to blame the critics for his commercial failure. In reality, however, even by the time of the film, this power too was a myth. Not for decades has a British theatre critic had make-or-break influence remotely comparable to that of Frank Rich in the New York Times until just a few years ago. Even when the whole herd of us stampede in the same direction, you might briefly feel the drumming of our hooves, but it won't shake buildings to the ground.
Blue-moon rare
At least, that's the line I regularly trotted out until last autumn, when, lo and behold, twice within a month a show in theWest End failed to see out its opening week. Fair enough, Michael Barrymore's was rather an extraordinary case: he wilted not simply under the steely gaze of critics, but in the glare of the country's mass media as a whole. And Daniel Abineri's dire musical Money To Burn wasn't really a West End show, just a show in the West End: the Venue, the converted crypt of a French chapel (with frescos by Jean Cocteau!) just off Leicester Square, simply isn't in the same league as the Shaftesbury Avenue houses only two minutes away. Nevertheless, the absence from reviews of a single crumb of comfort that could be used to bring the punters in was undoubtedly a major factor in closing the show between its first and second Saturday evening houses.
First-week closures are blue-moon rare among "proper" West End shows, which hardly ever fold before Theatre Record can collate and reprint their reviews. But it's happened in this issue. By the time you read this The Holy Terror, Simon Gray's rewrite of his own Melon, will have closed, having lasted all of three and a half weeks after its opening night on April 14. (The previous show in the Duke Of York's, Michael Hastings' lacklustre Calico, itself managed only a month, excluding previews.) And, well, it's hard to argue that this case constitutes a cruelty or an injustice. Gray's a fine journal-keeper, to be sure, but his last couple of West End outings (the other being Japes in 2001) are rooted in a bygone age when adultery in NW3 was enough to fuel either a comedy or a drama. For a man of his advancing years, Gray writes about sex with the prurience of a schoolboy and rather less understanding of how things go on between two people; his social consciousness likewise seems stuck in the era of Butskellism at best, even when - as here - he's ostensibly addressing a more recent era, one of predation rather than paternalism. He also demonstrates that smirking smut can be more distasteful and somehow more vulgar than the full-throated bellow of blatant filth.
No panache
Vulgarity and even filth seem to have been the views of a number of critics regarding Derek Mahon's new translation of Cyrano de Bergerac. It has its moments, granted, but the hanging jury are citing a few headline examples and then portraying the entirety of the text in the same light, which simply isn't accurate. Things get ridiculous with the accusation of defective or lazy rhymes, when all Mahon's doing is deploying half-rhyme for the greater part of the script - surely a thoroughly familiar and legitimate device in poetry, and particularly in contemporary Irish verse. And this is a palpably Irish Cyrano... although the wisdom is debatable of trying to dragoon most of the Gascony Cadets into Irish, and predominantly Northern Irish, accents even while Stephen Rea in the title role passes them in the opposite direction, modifying his native tones into a mid-Irish Sea roll.
Rea, like the late Donal McCann, is a magnificent actor even - especially? - when doing almost nothing. (Compare the two of them in Neil Jordan's now-neglected first film Angel.) However, certain areas are simply outside his range, and the swashbuckling of a conventional Cyrano is such an area. Director Howard Davies knows this, and so takes a different tack with the play, which it was presumably hoped would enable Rea to reconcile the high romance of the character with the existential fatigue which is the actor's especial long suit. You can see the synthesis almost come together in the balcony scene, but in the end, alas, it can't be done.
Davies' argument that Cyrano is essentially an unshutuppable truth-teller might hold water, but not the way it's realised here. I shan't repeat what other critics have said about the period setting and presentational style; I'll merely give a single example which I think is emblematic of the extent of the misconception. It concerns an emblem in itself: Cyrano's panache. Rostand's text (and Mahon's too) makes numerous references to it, both in the figurative sense which is the only one we generally understand any more, and referring literally to the plume in de Bergerac's hat. Panache in this play is not simply a metaphorical keynote, it's a physically present symbol. Guess what (pace John Gross) is nowhere to be seen about this Cyrano's person or clothing at any point? Yup. And William Dudley's set, like the skeleton of a supertanker's bridge, puts me in mind of the occasion a dozen or so years ago at City Limits magazine when it was only a last-minute bout of cowardice that stopped me from running an enraged listings entry reading, "Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw, directed by Howard Davies, designed to buggery by William Dudley..."
Grand narratives
Peter J Davison's set for Democracy, in contrast, is largely unobtrusive until the final minutes of Michael Frayn's play. When the coda recounts the fall of the Berlin Wall, the shelves on Davison's back wall also collapse, sending dozens of files cascading to the floor. It's not just an echo of the physical dismantlement, but a visible indication that thus also collapsed the Ostpolitik that Willy Brandt had successfully instituted twenty years earlier; a post-Communist, reunified Germany calls for a whole new collection of files.
Not having seen either of the play's runs at the National, I was eager to catch up with it on its transfer to Wyndham's. Once again, I have to report that the rest of the world is entirely right. Following Frayn's Copenhagen, it confirms that the writer has an astounding, almost mysterious gift for breathing life into the grand narratives of intellectual history, be they concerned with two-state German politics or multi-eigenstate quantum theory. So thoroughly has Frayn captured the spirit of his subject that at moments, Democracy sounds like an extremely sensitive and nuanced translation from the German, and I mean this as a compliment.
It's also nice to see Conleth Hill getting the wider recognition he deserves (albeit in a role that renders him quite unrecognisable from his offstage appearance, which is slightly reminiscent of comedian Ardal O'Hanlon). Five years ago he made an excellent Gogo to Sean Campion's Didi in Gabor Tompa's Belfast production of Waiting For Godot, before the pair reprised their double act in the first London cast of Marie Jones' Stones In His Pockets. Campion, equally worthy of attention and praise, can currently be seen in Kathy Burke's excellent revival of Brendan Behan's The Quare Fellow at the Tricycle, another instance where I shan't repeat myself from my review in the body of this issue.
Mess of wattage
But ah, if only we critics had the power we're so often alleged to have! Then, oh, then... well, for a kick-off, Jailhouse Rock - The Musical would probably also have closed by the time you'd received this issue. Hopes were high when Rob Bettinson and Alan Janes - the writing team behind Buddy, arguably the best of the compilation rock musicals of the last decade or so - turned their attention to Elvis Presley and his, well, least worst movie. But perhaps Elvis is just too big for any one show. At any rate, Jailhouse Rock's problem is that it tries ever harder to be everything to everyone, and just ends up falling with a clatter between several stools.
Truth to tell, I went along expecting - half-intending, even - to dislike it. About midway through the first half, though, I realised that it was giving me no real reason to do so, and on the contrary several to appreciate it. As with Buddy, Bettinson and Janes don't use a pit band, but bring some musos onstage whenever justified. In the first act here, with smouldering young hero Vince Everett banged up in the big house, that's seldom. Instead, they engage in phenomenal a capella arrangements, sometimes beefed up with bass lines played percussively on resonating lengths of supposed duct piping. The chain-gang rendition of Pretty Little Angel Eyes mentioned in several reviews, and led by the unstoppable Gilz Terera, is only the foremost of several such high-octane workouts. By the interval, then, I was firmly on side.
In the second half, not to put too fine a point on it, they flung all that goodwill away and then some. With Vince back on the outside, he can be followed around by his backing band. And dear Lord, but they're unsubtle (and I say this as a child of glam and punk!) and increasingly loud (and this as someone who once fell asleep six feet from the speaker stack at a Glenn Branca symphony for massed overdriven electric guitars). They sell out my generation's rock birthright for a mess of wattage. Not only does the show cop out of deciding whether it's still a stage version of the movie, or an Elvis tribute musical, or just a concert by a young Elvis impersonator... it shows no signs of even realising that such a decision is required. By the end, the fans in the stalls are bopping along to Mario Kombou's so-so denim-era Elvis anachronistically belting out the Vegas-era power ballads as if there'd never been a whiff of narrative or characterisation all night. Well, in the words of James Thurber, I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
Creeps up on you
Only the briefest of mentions for another theatrical hybrid,
albeit more modest and more successful. Simon Farnaby's
solo piece I Am Thicker Than Water at BAC begins as
the kind of narrative stand-up monologue which has gained
in popularity among comedians over the last ten to fifteen
years. Little by little, it transforms into a series of
interconnected character monologues recounting three generations' worth
of a family's predilection for betting on the gee-gees. It
creeps up on you in the middle stretch... entirely unlike
the nag on which Farnaby tells us his father bet his career.
Ian Shuttleworth
At the Back
The half-dozen shows I saw for Theatre Record in this issue produce a useful ladder of ambition, if not always achievement, from outer fringe to West End. No longer getting first pick of the plums isn't proving too much of a problem - after all, I didn't have to sit through Cyrano.
The new Menier theatre, equidistant from the Southwark Playhouse and the Globe, should help consolidate the area as a new centre for theatregoers (especially when you add in the Union and - in summer - the Scoop amphitheatre on Bankside). It's a good-sized space, with its own potentially welcoming bar once you have penetrated the Menier's own front room, a cool if crowded watering hole. The enterprising Eduardo Barreto has taken the Menier to present three plays by his compatriot, Jorge Guimarães. Sadly, the first, All For Nothing, is hardly calculated to bring audiences back screaming for more. To put it briefly and brutally, the play is badly written, poorly directed and indifferently acted by a mature cast who should be capable of better things. What starts as a slightly Pinterish comedy of menace, with a wife encased in accusing silence as her husband haltingly seeks its cause, degenerates into absurdist farce, and ends with three couples standing around in various degrees of exhausted disintegration. There's nothing believable about anything that happens in between, which perhaps explains the bewilderment of the cast. If Mr Guimarães is one of Portugal's leading playwrights, he's going to need a better translator and far better interpreters to show it.
Group celebration
The acting in Tom Taylor and Charles Reade's Masks Fnd Faces wasn't its strongest point, either. The Finborough's young cast went at it with the same brio as those who brought such life to The Country Wife at the Courtyard earlier this year, again playing almost in the round and in period costume. But just as the costumes this time were not quite as convincing, so the actors were much less sure of the meaning of what they were saying. The play, however, is quite a discovery - not exactly a Cyrano, but another affectionate, well plotted and often very funny portrait of a rumbustious earlier theatre world that would play well on one of our bigger stages.
Tonight We Fly had just a little too much Theatre In Education earnestness about it to be a complete success, but contained many moments to enjoy on Toby Wilsher's ingenious jack-in-the-box touring set. Russell Dean's masks, for so long as much a key feature of Trestle's work as Wilsher's undemonstrative but valuable leadership, once again lent both style and substance, and it has to be said that the tiny Trestle troupe produced more of a sense of group celebration in their life of Chagall than the more daring performers of Kama Ginkas's Chagall piece whom I'd seen a week before in Moscow. Trestle didn't aim so high, but certainly reached their less ambitious mark.
Dubious benefit
The West End is certainly stirring now. Apart from the triumphant transfer of Democracy, even stronger now than at a first sitting, we have had The Goat, The Holy Terror and Jailhouse Rock in a matter of days. Simon Gray's rewrite of his nasty little 1987 Melon, The Holy Terror, has only made it nasty, little and dated. No amount of posturing from Simon Callow - and there is more than enough - can disguise the shallowness of Gray's treatment of the depths of mental breakdown. The one redeeming feature of the evening is the quiet suffering in Geraldine Alexander's performance as Melon's wife, which seems to come from a different - and far better - play. Callow's character is seen addressing a Women's Institute meeting in Chichester, or was it Cheltenham? It's symptomatic of the author's carelessness that neither would have a Women's Institute - in both, we're firmly in Townswomen's Guild territory.
The Goat is Virginia Woolf on four legs - a blistering husband v wife tournament with two appalled spectators, brilliantly written and performed. And yet: the dubious benefit of the passing years since Woolf is that Albee can use any four-letter word he wishes, in profusion. There were two ten-year-olds in my row (maybe they thought it was a sequel to Babe) who were, to say the least, bewildered by what they heard. Hildegard Bechtler's Almeida set has been faithfully reproduced, including the brick back wall, and there is a supporting pillar which could be said to symbolise the play: it's a bit off-centre. And the fault at the centre of The Goat, I'd suggest, is that it wants to swing both ways. None of Martin's passionate explanation of his new relationship (with whatever species) can evade the fact that he has betrayed a long and faithful marriage. Sympathise with Martin all you like, he's still been untrue to himself as well as to his family.
Sulky, self-satisfied
My esteemed colleague at the front has been less kind to Jailhouse
Rock than it deserves, I feel. It's much more than an Elvis tribute - many
of the songs are not Presley numbers at all, but period
pieces well chosen to prop up the plot - in the absence of permission
to use those in the film. And they are put across with great and varied
style by the largely male cast, whether performing doo-wop or heavy
beat percussion, drilled like a Stomp company. It's much more
coherent than its predecessor Buddy, and doesn't descend quite
so shamelessly into a singalong finale, though it gets the desired
result of having the audience on its feet. I missed the splendid Gilz
Terera (though I suspect I heard his pre-recorded voice in the finale),
but his understudy, Jo Servi, did a splendid a capella job in
his own right. And Mario Kombou makes a great Elvis, not only for his
vocal skill but for that sulky, self-satisfied look that never left
the King. Top of my viewing ladder.
Ian Herbert
Contents / Reviews
London |
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ALL FOR NOTHING Play by Jorge Guimarães |
Menier |
8 Apr |
2 May |
465 |
AMAZONIA Adaptation by Misha Williams |
Bridewell |
15 Apr |
1 May |
483 |
BABBA GHANOUSH AND BAGELS New play by Uri Roodner, Steve R Trister and Martin Brody |
Oval House |
15 Apr |
1 May |
484 |
BLEST BE THE TIE New play by the late Doña Daley |
Royal Court Upstairs |
19 Apr |
8 May |
494 |
BRIGHT COLOURS ONLY devised and performed by Pauline Goldsmith |
Lyric Studio |
15 Apr |
1 May |
466 |
BULLIE'S HOUSE Adapted from the book by Thomas Keneally |
Riverside |
21 Apr |
9 May |
488 |
CYRANO DE BERGERAC Revival of the play by Edmond Rostand, in a new translation by Derek Mahon |
Olivier |
19 Apr |
24 Jun |
496 |
DEMOCRACY Transfer of play by Michael Frayn (NT) |
Wyndham's |
20 Apr |
1 Jan |
505 |
THE GOAT, or Who Is Sylvia? Transfer of play by Edward Albee |
Apollo |
15 Apr |
7 Aug |
485 |
THE HOLY TERROR Play by Simon Gray, revised from the same author's Melon |
Duke of York's |
14 Apr |
8 May |
476 |
I AM THICKER THAN WATER Revival of Simon Farnaby solo |
BAC |
13 Apr |
1 May |
468 |
JAILHOUSE ROCK New musical by Alan Janes and Rob Bettinson |
Piccadilly |
19 Apr |
1 Jan |
501 |
LA VEILLÉE DES ABYSSES Circus piece by James Thiérrée |
Queen Elizabeth Hall |
8 Apr |
12 Apr |
469 |
LES MISERABLES Transfer of the music by Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schonberg after Victor Hugo |
Queen's |
12 Apr |
1 Jan |
471 |
THE MAIDS Revival of play by Jean Genet in translation by Martin Crimp |
Southwark Playhouse |
14 Apr |
1 May |
482 |
MASKS AND FACES Revival of play by Tom Taylor and Charles Reade |
Finborough |
8 Apr |
1 May |
467 |
THE QUARE FELLOW Revival of play by Brendan Behan |
Tricycle |
16 Apr |
8 May |
489 |
QUEER COUNSEL New play by Nick Bamford |
Warehouse |
17 Apr |
9 May |
472 |
RISK EVERYTHING New play by George F Walker |
Old Red Lion |
13 Apr |
9 May |
470 |
SLAMDUNK New musical by Benji Reid and Felix Cross |
Hackney Empire |
19 Apr |
1 May |
493 |
SMUDGE New play by Alex Bulmer |
Oval House |
21 Apr |
8 May |
481 |
THE TIMEKEEPERS Revival of the play by Dan Clancy |
New End |
16 Apr |
25 Apr |
492 |
TONIGHT WE FLY New play by Darren Tunstall on the life and work of Marc Chagall |
Riverside |
13 Apr |
18 Apr |
475 |
Regions |
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DEATH AND THE CITY Two monologues by Renato Gabrielli, translated by Maggie Rose |
Glasgow, Tron Changing House |
15 Apr |
17 Apr |
515 |
THE DOG IN THE MANGER Revival of the play by Lope de Vega, translated by David Johnston |
Stratford upon Avon, Swan |
21 Apr |
2 Oct |
508 |
THE GENTLEMAN FROM OLMEDO Revival of the play by Lope de Vega, translated by David Johnston |
Newbury, Watermill |
19 Apr |
22 May |
514 |
THE MARQUISE Revival of the play by Noël Coward |
Edinburgh, King's |
19 Apr |
24 Apr |
518 |
THE MEMORY OF WATER Revival of the play by Shelagh Stephenson |
St Andrews, Byre |
16 Apr |
1 May |
515 |
THE NEST New play by Alan Wilkins |
Edinburgh, Traverse |
20 Apr |
2 May |
518 |
SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION Revival of the play by John Guare |
Manchester, Royal Exchange |
19 Apr |
8 May |
514 |
SWEET PHOEBE Revival of the play by Michael Gow |
St Andrews, Byre |
21 Apr |
1 May |
518 |
UNCLE VARICK New play by John Byrne adapted from Uncle Vanya by Anton Chekhov |
Edinburgh, Royal Lyceum |
17 Apr |
8 May |
516 |